How Sad

This by far is now my new favorite pick up line. "Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted." Isn't that amazing? 

Study!

I don't know how many test's everyone has had in these past few months, but I have had alot! To help study I've been using quizlet, a very helpful website. You can sign up for it, its free and easy to use. It lets you make flashcards (in many different languages, including french, spanish and german, and lets you test yourself or play games. The link is down below. 

quizlet

life........

I'm so sorry I haven't posted in forever, but I've been quite busy with water polo and school and homework. I will try to do better in the future, I promise. 

Canadian Hamster

This guy on youtube has some of the best songs ever! They are all really short, but awesome. His name is Parry Gripp. You should look him up on youtube. Here are some of my favorite songs from his work: 

And my favorite;

Water Polo

For those of you who don't know what it is, it's a sport played in the water using a ball and the goal is to get the ball into the net at the other end of the pool using only one hand and not touching the bottom. All at the same time of being pummeled by the other team. It is a really hard sport. I will keep you in touch about our school water polo team. GO SAXONS!

Daily graphic, sorry

Sorry I haven't posted for a few days, but I have been very busy with braces and water polo practice. 

Daily graphic

Daily graphic

I love Starbucks! 

                              

Yo mama...... 3

Here are this weeks jokes:


1. Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco


2. Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie


3. Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence

Daily graphic

Everyday I am going to post a cute little graphic! This monkey is CUTE! 

                            

                                      

Winnie the Pooh

I love Winnie the Pooh! I can't wait to see the new movie! Who's your favorite character, leave your answer in the comment section below. 

Ponita..........

This video is HYSTERICAL!!! I love Ponita! The person who does this video does alot of other funny videos. 

Happy August Everybody!

Today is the first day of August and the last month of summer vacation (for me). Here are some holidays you can celebrate because, lets admit it, August isn't really that exciting. 


August 1- "Pretty Is as Pretty Does" Day
August 3- Mustard Day
August 4- National Sisters' Day
August 6- Fresh Breath Day
August 9- International Noogie-Givers' Day
August15- National Relaxation Day
August 17- Watermelon Day
August 22- Be an Angel Day and National Punctuation Day
August 25- Kiss-and-make-up Day

What are you?

If you like personality quizzes you will love Quibblo and Blogthings! They have many personality quizzes and other quiz like stuff. 

Quibblo

Blogthings

blobfish?

This creature is so strange, it seems like it would come from someone's strange imagination. I swear, it's real. It is called the blobfish.

Chuck!

         Chuck has been renewed for another season!!! It is the last season and it is a short one, but atleast we get to see the end. If you are a Chuck nerd like me, who tries to do anything so you don't miss an episode than you know what I'm talking about for the people who don't this is what it's about. 

         Chuck Bartowski, a nerdy computer tech who has a database of government secrets downloaded into his brain. Chuck soon finds himself recruited by a trigger happy, John Casey, a veteran NSA Agent who now works with the CIA, for espionage work with his new partner (and first date in 10 years and his wife, they just got married!) Sarah - leading Chuck to live a split life of computer geek and secret CIA missions. It also involves Chuck's best friend since forever, Morgan and Chuck's sister and brother-in-law Ellie and Devon (Mr. Awesome) and their newborn baby girl. 

Chuck is the one in the middle
Morgan has the striped jacket
Sarah has blonde hair
Casey is wearing a suit
Ellie and Devon are standing next to each other 

State what?

Some states have weird symbols, here are some:


Arizona State Necktie: Bola Tie


Oregon State Soil: Jory


Maryland State Exercise: Walking


Minnesota State Muffin: Blueberry Muffin


Wisconsin State Microorganism: lactococcus lactis


Utah State Cooking Pot: Dutch Oven


North Carolina State Blue Berry: The Blueberry (really?)

Yo mama...... 2

Here are this weeks yo mama jokes:


1. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."


2. Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone


3. Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

HONK!!!

I don't know why I find this funny, I just do. 

Funny Quotes!

Here are some quotes from some of my favorite movies!


"They think he's a righteous dude"-Ferris Bueller's Day Off


"I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot nose punk leave my cheese out in the wind"-Ferris Bueller's Day Off


"It really bust my hump"-Ferris Bueller's Day Off


"Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!?!?"-Die Hard


"You're just a skid mark on the underpants of society!"-Dodgeball

What to read?

If you really like books, Goodreads is the place for you. You can rate books, write recommendations for them, make friends and join groups. You can also write books and publish them and read other people's writing. It's almost like facebook.
                                        Goodreads

Double Dream Hands!

I don't know if you have seen this on youtube, but it is fairly popular with over 3 million hits, but this video is amazing. You should make a video and dance along with it, I did it with my cousins and it was extremely fun!

Kool Aid

You can tie-dye a shirt using Kool aid, here's a website with the instructions: Kool Aid Tie-Dye   


I think it sounds really fun, I'm going to try. 

Blogs!

Here is another cool blog you should check out, it's cool.........
                                 
                  The Daily Doughnut   

                                                                                 

Yo mama......

I know I shouldn't be doing this, but I can't resist. Every week I will post 3 yo mama jokes. Please comment and tell me what you think. Here are your first 3: 


1. Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back


2. Yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade 


3. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor 

Phobia Part 1

I came across a website with strange or uncommon fears, here are some: 


Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing
Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions
Ecclesiophobia- Fear of church
Febriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage
Hadephobia- Fear of hell
Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors
Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits
Nebulaphobia- Fear of fog
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8
Pagophobia- Fear of ice or frost
Radiophobia- Fear of radiation, x-rays
Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween
Tachophobia- Fear of speed
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating
Vaccinophobia- Fear of vaccination
Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow
Zelophobia- Fear of jealousy

Read!

If you want to sharpen your wits this summer here is a website with a list of classical novels to read before high school (or in, or out,whatever). 

Classic Books     

MAUI!!!

Sorry I haven't posted to much in the last few weeks but I have been in Hawaii. It was really cool! Later I will post some pictures and stories about my adventures in Maui. For now, here is the hotel and beach of were I was staying in Maui:

College Prep. Checklist

I found a pamphlet at my local library called "College Preparation Checklist". The link to the pamphlet is down below. It's a really good pamphlet to use no matter were you are in school because it talks about how to prepare for college for every grade. It even talks to parents. The pamphlet has links to other websites for college help. I'm reading it now, I think it's pretty cool, you should check it out: 

College Preparation Checklist   

Happy July Everybody!

Today is the first of July, below are some special holidays you probably haven't heard of:

July 2-I Forgot Day
July 3-Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 7-Father-Daughter Take a Walk Together Day
July 19-Cow Appreciation Day
July 21-National Ice Cream Day
July 23-Hot Enough for Ya Day

International Baccalaureate

The International Baccalaureate Program is a national known program that is non-profit and operates in 141 countries around the world. The Ib Program teaches kids to be ready to take on the future and college. It can also give you college credit while still in high school so you can skip a year of college. If you would like to learn more, go to their website: IB website

Hello Everybody!

Hi everybody! This is my first post so I will introduce myself and this blog. I just got selected to be in the IB program at my school (International Baccalaureate, for the people that don't know what that is I will explain later). I will post insights on how my high school IB life is going and helpful websites with notes and other helpful school stuff. I will also post random junk about my life and other stupid, random facts you need and don't need to know at the same time. Hope you enjoy, please keep up!